Ernest gets Jiggy Post Mortem

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After passing away in February of 2000, little did “Ernest” fans know what type of scar would make itself known on the 10-year anniversary of Jim Varney’s death.

A recent unfinished work by Varney made its way to Youtube, simply titled Ernest Pays For Sex. Apparently, in this film, Vern finally “knows” what Ernest means (Know what I mean?) -- It has to do with a turkey-baster and a can of Pam cooking spray.

Web aficionados guess that the video came from his file of posthumous releases, which include his last feature film never released, called Ernest Goes To Hell.

Critics charge Varney with selling out in his later days, one of which commented that Ernest Scared Stupid was the last “great” comedy ever made in our generation.

This critic has also been cited with such opinions as “I can’t recall the last time I actually enjoyed sex” and “That Bill Huxtable sure was hot stuff.”