Untapped Brilliance Gone Awry

FAILED INVENTIONS

The Bathtub Toaster-Matic – “Enjoy hot toast while bathing! WARNING: May cause death!”

The Children’s Gas-Siphoning Kit – “Even your Toddler can do it! WARNING: Choking Hazard”

Colon Cleanser Extra-Strength, By Drano® - “We mix the power of Drano with your own Stomach Acid to give you the best cleanse possible! WARNING: Combustible!”

Electronic Toilet Flusher – “Automatically Detects when the stream is finished. No hands! WARNING: A 50,000 volt arc of electricity may jump over to your penis at times.

Brillo® Baby Rash Remover – “Combine the scrubbing power of steel-wool with your baby’s own pus to get the most-effective rash-basher! WARNING: May expose muscle tissues!”