Kool Aid Murders!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Smyrna, GA

14 people have been reported dead in what bystanders called a horrific and frightening shower of glass..

A man dressed like fruit-drink legend “Kool-Aid Man” had reportedly been wearing a 400 pound glass suit in order to resemble the hero’s trademark jug appearance. Apparently, Michael Jurgon of Athens charged his living room wall during his eight-year-old’s birthday party. Unbeknownst to the children looking on and Jurgon himself, the wall was reinforced by cinderblock and rebar. His suit shattered instantly, severing Jurgon’s carotid artery and killing him instantly. 13 other children were killed by the glass explosion and 4 others maimed.

To worsen, the situation, 285 gallons of Cherry Drink were completely wasted .