Michigan Lamb Chops Cause Heart Attack!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Livonia, MI

Michigan housewife Amy Vargas is in critical condition after finding the severed head of a mountain sheep in her living room. Rigor Mortis actually cause the head to “baa” at her when she moved it, causing her to go into cardiac arrest. Police aren’t saying who might have placed the head (found inside a Toshiba television box), but they suspect her neighbor, Tom Morris. Morris is renowned for the 1997 shooting of 18 mountain sheep at the Detroit Zoo.