IDIOTS IN THE NEWS
Hal Fackerel entered a local pawn shop on Thursday, claiming to own Hitler’s couch. When asked by shop-owner Bruce Kerg to prove it’s origination, the man pointed to a swastika carved into it’s hardwood arm. Once the shop owner pointed out that underneath the swastika it read “Hal Was Here”, the man admitted defeat and exited the shop. Shop-owner Bruce stated that he once had a woman come into his shop claiming that she owned the lasso used by John Wayne in True Grit. Upon closer inspection, Bruce was able to ensure the woman that John Wayne would have never used a nylon boat anchor tie-off for a lasso.
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