BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS!!Hollywood Hills, CA
Game Show Legend Bob Barker was found dead in his home early this morning by his stepdaughter. Barker appeared to have been murdered, and the only cause of death that authorities have been able to determine so far is that he bled to death after being neutered. Barker also had Plinko chips stuffed in his mouth. One can only guess that someone prefers Drew Carey over the original host…
Proprietors of Barker’s estate are allowing bidders to come forward for his property since he had no living relatives. They are recommending that nobody overbid since there’s always a chance that some bastard could come along and bid $1
Celebrities said to be planning on attending his funeral are Adam Sandler, Bob Hope’s ex-wife, and his dog’s Vet – Dr. Hyuong Tep
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